You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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