My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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