ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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