On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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