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Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?

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(312): Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place? http://tfl.nu/b6u5

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Awesome. Ask her out.

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Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.

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(224): Awesome. Ask her out. (815): Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her. http://tfl.nu/pquv

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(512): View more from Texas

did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.

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(512): did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training. http://tfl.nu/gmkx

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Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.

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(206): Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick. http://tfl.nu/0596

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(330): View more from Ohio

Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope

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(330): Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope http://tfl.nu/5njb

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(347): View more from New York

Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono

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(347): Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono http://tfl.nu/a0gb

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(203): View more from Connecticut

too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm

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(203): too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm http://tfl.nu/fqzs

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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.

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(203): doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student. http://tfl.nu/a880

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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time

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(732): its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time http://tfl.nu/vuuh

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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.

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(559): He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed. http://tfl.nu/q245

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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.

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(619): By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time. http://tfl.nu/je0g

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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.

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(814): Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME. http://tfl.nu/nij2

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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?

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(717): So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards? http://tfl.nu/22rv

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...

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(413): Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs... http://tfl.nu/m2io

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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.

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does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.

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(807): Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes. (519): does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks. http://tfl.nu/6pcz

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