I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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