In the future we'll all be gay
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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