Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I need to align my fucking chakras
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