I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
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She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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