I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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