As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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