Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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