Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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