Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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