oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
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i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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