this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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