Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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