He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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