NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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