Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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