If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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