Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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