Whod you bang
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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