69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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