A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I'm passing your future prison.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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