I will die if light touches me.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
We got so high we made milksteak
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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