yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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