This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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