I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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