Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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