i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
tell me about the eggs
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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