we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
time to smoke my breakfast
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I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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