Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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