Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
there is puke in my bra ... again
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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