I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
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he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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