im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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