My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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