Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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