just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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