She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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