she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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