Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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