What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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