You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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