everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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