hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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