I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
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after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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