that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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