Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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