Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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